Oh good grief.

I wonder why students would be taking such risks? Oh, right...

"Modup, a website selling Modafinil, told the Guardian that during exam time the volume of Modafinil shipped to the UK doubles."

Funny that, in the whole article, there is no mention of the possibility that universities might be doing something outrageously wrong to their students, something that is easily fixable, something that just might just be the cause of the problem in the first place.