By patenting breathing everyone on the planet will owe me buckets of money or they have to stop breathing.

I just thought I would kindly let Apple know so they can get a head start on breathing differently from me.

The Cupertino company message that "stealing isn't right" was hilarious, after all Apple knows a lot about stealing since the beginning of "their" GUI. (1)

I guess it "takes a thief to know a thief".

Reference

(1) Xerox PARC in December 1979 - Xerox Alto
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_computer

PS it helps to have a jury from Appleland and clients to istuff