It's possible that the pen is mightier than the sword. But I think we can all agree that it's way handier. Swords are conspicuous, unwieldy; they need some basic training for proper use; also, swords are a hundred percent more likely not to be allowed on an airplane. And when it comes to administering the coup de grace, a pen is at least as effective as a sword, and maybe even more efficient, as these realistic videos clearly demonstrate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0ScNLt2zNc
Somebody who pulls a pen on you is not fucking around: it shows they're resourceful, desperate, and ready to hit the really soft spots for maximum damage: the eye, the jugular vein. You get the idea. Somebody pulls a pen, it's time to back off and parley.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFnmq5PPScA
If there's a lesson here, it's that Hollywood can weaponize anything. Oh wait, there's another lesson. If Hollywood can weaponize it, chances are good there's a quick-thinking jag-off in the audience who's taking notes on how to improve the design and make a buck. Oh wait, chances are better than good: happily, some weapons traders out there have already started coming up with some ingenious and entirely gratuitous reasons for air transit security to start depriving us of the right to write in-flight.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6IDJY0IEUw
So how long before security personnel start routinely confiscating pens and other old-timey manual writing instruments, on the off chance a passenger decides to start taking hostages at ballpoint? It may be too late already. Okay, to be fair, the pen confiscated in that story is a pen designed to look like a switchblade. But not so for this fountain-pen aficionado:
Will they let me through airport security with this pen in my pocket?
In this particular pen, the nib is integrated with the body and it looks like it would hurt quite a bit when used as a stabbing weapon. (Though, why anyone would want to use a fine pen like this as a weapon is beyond me.)
Why wouldn't you? Hollywood can't invent new reasons fast enough. Haven't you been watching? Back in the good old days, Plato worried that writing is a ruse of knowledge that could ultimately deprive you of learning and memory. Now, you get to worry that writing is just a ruse until the scribbler you're sitting next to just up and stabs you in the face. So you've got to ask yourself one question: how quick a shirt-pocket draw are you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy0UpRIncYM
Cross-blogged from Academicalism
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Funny how Hollywood can weaponize anything, but can't envision women doing anything besides standing around looking useless while people try to kill them with machine guns and ninja fighting skillz (maybe the juxtaposition makes the butch dudes look less like total pussies for knowing how to read and write?). I often fantasize about killing people with my knitting needles. I need better female role models if I'm ever going to go through with it. (Irrational? No -- I spend an inhuman amount of time making afghans on commuter trains.)
I can't find any knitting needle fight scenes on Youtube. So you should call Hollywood to pitch this.
I couldn't find a decent video of the murder scene, but (at about 1:20)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7Uh5L8zDVA
Ah! I've been on a James Bond reading kick since I finished the paper, and there's a scene in 'From Russia With Love' where a spy tries to kill Bond with knitting needles dipped in poison. Even better than the knitted mesages in 'A Tale of Two Cities.'
I don't think the knitting needles made it into the movie, though.